do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
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I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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