why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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