Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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