I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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