this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
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I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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