I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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