I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
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Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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