If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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