Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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