Those balls look pretty dangerous.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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