Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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