Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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