he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
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I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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