Dual....:-)
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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