Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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