she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
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Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
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