It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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