theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
how does that bad decision feel?
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