Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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