Bisexual people are plain selfish.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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