Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
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I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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