Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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