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I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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