i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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