And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
So vagazzling was a success
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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