Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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