one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I want you more than these girls want KFC
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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