she looked like the before picture.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I can't put those talents on a resume
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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