i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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