Is it because I queefed?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
These tits shall not be calmed
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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