Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize