what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
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You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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