He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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