she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I cut my penus on the lid.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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