there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
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Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
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She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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