so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
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