he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
