We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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