her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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