I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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