we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
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Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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