I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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