you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
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Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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