big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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