The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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