whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
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Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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