I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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