You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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