Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
My vagina is very pro this idea
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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