and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
The air was thick with penises
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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