my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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