I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
