Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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